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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2002

2002 Wergle Flomp Winners

We sought the best parody poems that have been submitted to "vanity contests" as a joke. These are contests that give the impression of being selective but are not. They praise poems indiscriminately hoping to induce poets to buy their books, bowls and plaques.

Congratulations to our 2002 winner Rick Lupert and our five honorable mentions. Their parody poems were judged the best of the 536 entries we received. Mr. Lupert won a cash prize of $220.70, and all honorees received an official Winning Writers polo shirt. Click the names to view the winning entries and learn about the honorees.

First Prize
Rick Lupert
"Untitled"
This poem contains mature language. You must be 18 or older to view.

Honorable Mentions
Eddie Ansah, "Untitled"
S.M. Hall III, "Serenade"
Ryan Hoffmann, "Bottomless pit"
Andrew Marty, "Dfnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Lance Muscutt, "Look At The First Letter Of Every Verse, Top To Bottom"



                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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Wergle Flomp Poetry Contest
2008 Wergle Flomp Results

Congratulations to our 2008 winners Benjamin Taylor Lally, Julie Porter and Sooja Jones, and our 12 honorable mentions and 12 finalists.

First Prize - $1,359
Benjamin Taylor Lally
First Edition, 2008

Second Prize - $764

Julie Porter
The Rape of the Cock

Third Prize - $338
Sooja Jones
Daft Idylls

Honorable Mentions - $72.95 each
Sean Adams
Rachel Aubin
Lytton Bell
Carole Davis
Cody Jurs-Allen
Rick Lupert
Bret Moylan
Sean Munro
Rachel S. Neal
Andrew Periale
Richard Solomon
Robert Warren

Finalists
Matthew Babcock
Justin Blackburn
James Dorr
Cindy Fuerst
Raul Gallardo
Erich Hintze
John Langdon
Marty Lloyd
Tom Mollica
William Schroeder
Aaron Swersky
John Thompson




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