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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2003 : David Greaves
CHIPMONKS AND CHIMPS
A chicken screams in the distance
Perdue is a demi-god
Why does mayonaise seem so white
Left to his own devices, a monkey
with a typewriter can do great things.
I've been trying to get frisked.
Cops is a great show.
Why can't one eat his own filth?
Exploring garbage cans is fruitless
Delicate hands are the devils doing
I've smelled better cheese than most
I wish this poem came in a temporary tatoo which I could paste to my little cherub butt.
Sent as a joke to the poetry.com,
this poem received an honorable mention in the 2003 Wergle Flomp parody poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers.
About David Greaves
David Greaves is a Network Engineer for a telecommunications company in Raleigh, NC.
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