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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2007 : Ed Coonce
AND NOW, THE NEWS
Katie and Tom. Tom and Katie. Katie Katie Katie. Fluffy vermin. Tom jackhammer justice riot flame. Katie. Tom. Katietom or maybe Tommykate. Fandango castle fans outstretched and breaking apart deadly. Tom. Fill 'er up, Katie. Katie, Katie. Tom Tom do the Tom Tom. Fill er up Katie. Doo wop a Tom Tom. Since last Thursday Tom Tom doo wop Katie Katie. Katie Katie doo wop a doo doo a hair doo.
Grand master El Pinche presides doo wop and Katie. Busing down Grandma's flight Tom. Mother’s brief digitalis conundrum sparking wide pain Katie 'n Tom.
I doo, you doo we doo doo Tom Katie Katie Tom happy.
We’ll be right back after this break.
Iraq deadly mines dead cranky river punch. Piss on punch. Last man stands, loses doo doo. Katietom. President voices listen get in deep plus pitchfork doo. Plane blast kicks doo wop all over the House. Gets an opinion. Tankard full. Snuff film adjutant said, "...firth and forth possibly under the the flip side". Job for Katie or Tom. Tom Tom Katietom. Bomb, bomb Katietom. Doo wop a bomb bomb, Katietom.
Elsewhere...
Have you ever bling bling dingaling? Corporate bling a bling dingaling doo wop a doo doo. United Artists doo doo wop a bling bling dingaling Tom Tom. Tom Tom Katie Katie doo wop a bling bling Katietom. As with nothing fur lined movie, vicissitudes, I hurt in Mercury's orbital fuzz. Fuzz buzz. Fuzzy Wuzzy doo doo. Doo wop a bling bling. Tom doo fuzzy buzz wop a doo doo bling. Katie bling fuzz buzz doo doo wop a bling bling dingaling ring. United artistic fuzz a doo doo. Katietom approval. Katie Katie Tom Tom.
Katie.
Tom.
New movie shock kill bam a lam a doo doo bling bling dingaling doo wop a doo. Chase car white black bomb bomb a Katie. Katietom spy a dingaling dead. All them thumbs down bomb bomb aircraft love scene.
Opening soon in a theater near you.
Sent as a joke to Poetry.com, this poem won third prize in the 2007 Wergle Flomp humor poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers. Author Ed Coonce received a cash prize of $338.
About Ed Coonce
Ed Coonce lives in Encinitas, California with Lucy, his wife of twenty-four years. Ed is an artist painting in the "day of the dead" style and is currently editing an anthology, The Adventures of El Pinche Reynoso, a series of satirical short stories. He is the author and illustrator of Gorilla Ballroom, Gorilla Riverdance, Gorilla Football, and Gorilla Latin Dance, a collection of short parodies. He is also editing The Noggin Chronicles, a satire exploring the idea of a cure for baldness. Excerpts of his work can be found on his online blog, bergenbugle.blogstream.com, and Ed will soon have his own website up and running. A Marine Vietnam vet (two tours, 1967-69), he is also writing his combat memoirs. He has worked as an archaeologist, a car salesman, and a graphic designer, and currently works as a safety administrator for a large commercial printer. He studied graphic design and painting at The Coronado School of Fine Art, creative writing and anthropology at San Diego State University, and is currently a member of Ransom Note Productions, a San Diego writers' workshop.
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