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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2007 : Michael Mendes
BOOK OF MY MOTHER'S OLD BLUE SOCKS WITH THE LITTLE DUCKIES ON THEM—VERSE 6:347
Woe be it to the man with small penguins,
And ye who would at the man's small penguins,
Laugh and make merry with many a merry laugh
May he be the first to throw a rock at his own small penguins.
And then God did say,
"If your small penguins be tired,
Especially after flogging other small penguins,
Then take them to the store and buy them all
Twenty three Slim Jims a piece."
And the penguins did rejoice.
"Following said Slim Jims," the lord did say,
"Will be an afternoon romp consisting mainly of
Old Batman reruns."
And the penguins did rejoice.
Singing, "I do love Batman,
And his apparently gay tights.
Holy flipping flapjacks Batman!
Holy flipping flapjacks, Batman."
Sent as a joke to Poetry.com, this poem was a finalist in the 2007 Wergle Flomp humor poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers.
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