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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2004 : Sarahrae Hill

Honorable Mention - Sarahrae Hill

TWINKIE

Our love is the Twinkie that never molds or stales.
Our eternal happiness is the serving of high fructose corn syrup
preserving the vibrant white of the tender cream filling.
Our passion is resilient like the outer layer of moist, yellow cake.

Our eternal joy is the serving of high fructose corn syrup
with a healthy supplement of monosaturated fat.
Our affection is resilient like the outer layers of moist, yellow cake
that endures millennia in the Death Valley sun.

With a wholesome supply of monosaturated fat,
our strong and ecstatic Twinkie of love
will endure millennia in the Death Valley sun.
Perhaps, even after a war and a period of bio-terror.

Our strong and ecstatic Twinkie of love
will continue to dangerously clog our hearts arteries.
Even through the apocalypse and a period of bio-terror,
we will be content with our obesity and heart disease.

Continue to dangerously clog our hearts arteries
with myriad grams of scientifically processed cholesterol of elation.
We will be content with our obesity and heart disease,
perpetually tending to each other's medication.

With myriad grams of scientifically processed cholesterol of elation,
our love is the Twinkie that never molds or stales.
Perpetually tending to each other's medication and
preserving the vibrant white of the tender cream filling.


Sent as a joke to Poetry.com, this poem won an honorable mention in the 2004 Wergle Flomp parody poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers.


About Sarahrae Hill
I'm a young poet, 19 to be exact. I specialize in the realm of odd, peculiar, and just plain freaky poetry. I write on socio-political and religious topics as well. A starving artist, looking for work and a publisher for my chapbook.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                               



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