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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2004 : Misty Massey
OOPS! I DONNE IT AGAIN
Britney, be not proud, though some have called thee
Blonde and talented, for thou art neither thing;
Those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow,
Mariah, Christina, unlike you can both dance and sing!
Young teenage girls who wish like you to be
Preen and pose to taped karaoke song,
And boys, not our best men, over thee do long
Whilst your booty wiggles, lifesize on MTV.
Thou'rt "Slave To You" and "..Baby, One More Time"
And dost with tight pants and bleached hair Pepsi sell.
Yet, with just one film role, can make us sleep as well.
Still, better than thy dancing; thy feet ne'er move!
But soon a younger, blonder star is made,
And Britney shall be no more; Britney, thou shalt fade.
Sent as a joke to Poetry.com,
this poem won an honorable mention in the 2004 Wergle Flomp parody poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers.
About Misty Massey
By light of day I'm a library assistant in a middle school, but when the sun goes down I become...da da da dum!
A novelist! I finished my first book a year ago, and it's currently wandering around New York searching for a home.
If anyone is interested in what I think and do, they can visit me at www.mistymassey.com.
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