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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2008 : Sean Munro
POETRY IS MY PENIS
I sport fuck, stick it to a slow jam, jack rabbit quick slap slam, and
make love in marriage to this language.
I piss grammatical errors. My poet-cock
spurts rhymes in a jizzy jazzy meter.
I punch my pudendum into a frothy
ejaculation of theme. I become aroused. My loins
cannot be soused by prose. Ohhhh, no.
I shall stay erect as an L while the crotch of language is
steaming and open. I must throw my hot dog words
down the large lingual hallway.
Oh my beautiful language, how your victim vagina
has been vandalized. You have been a pavement princess for Presidents' tongues.
Your bleeding ability has been stuffed with tampons on the boxes of sanitary napkins.
Your weight loss has been mocked by unsightly cellulite and unnecessary body fat.
Ohh my beautiful language, even though your labia
drag on the ground with abuse, I still lust
to fuck you. I will not give you anymore STD's. I
will wear my critical condom, so I cannot spread your AIDS
to others.
Ohhhh dear, dear, beautiful language, I know sometimes
you will be dry, but my foreplay shall moisten
your syllables, and if not, I have lube.
Ahhhhh yes, language. We shall have a simultaneous orgasm one day.
Sent as a joke to Poetry.com, this poem won an honorable mention in the 2008 Wergle Flomp humor poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers. Author Sean Munro received a cash prize of $72.95.
About Sean Munro
Sean Munro lives in New Orleans, which is also where he was raised from the dead. He is currently a student at University of New Orleans, graduating this December of 2008. He is hunting graduate programs around the country and hopes to become the hunted soon enough. He would like to thank winningwriters.com for supplying him with the cash for his addiction to live music in the city that does it best. He is attempting to master the art of poetry because it is the original literary genre and the best.
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