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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2008 : Poetry Squirrel
UNTITLED ("The clown wears his toothless frown...")
The clown wears his toothless frown
As cotton candy sticks to her wedding gown
Why do freaks like to smell girdles
My bosom is in the mouth of my neighbors gerbil
Just wanting to burp on my way to Antwerp
To find the zerconiam in my gumball
A catcher in the ryebread
Give me a side of tongue and some cold sore
The Blistex-Mex eats a burrito at the seashore
Poetry America I abhor
Time to kick it out the back door
Cheese Squirrels really can fly
There is a bug in my Starbucks Chai
Jump on my Bounce Dryer Sheets
Give me some tastey cotton leeks
Sent as a joke to PoetryAmerica, this poem was a finalist in the 2008 Wergle Flomp humor poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers.
About Poetry Squirrel
Home-Cleveland, Ohio
Divorced and mother of 2 ducks
Work-I run a lounge chair leasing concession at the pool
Favorite reading-Subway ads and Mad Libs
Interests- Bungee jumping, Mensa, Bullriding, Flower arranging, and Heli skiing.
Dated- Wergle Flomp. We met on a ferry just outside of Omaha. After a few drinks we went back to his place and sat on the bed and counted sugar snap peas. He got up and they were all in his shoes. I will never forget it!
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