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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2009 : Benjamin Taylor Lally
DADDY DITTY
You no do,
Big brown shoe.
I see one
Do not see two
Not see who?
Nazi YOU!
Dadman badman,
I hate you
Hate your shoe.
Moustache too.
Make U look like
Fu Manchu.
Y do you
Make me blue?
Boo hoo. Boo hoo
Boo hoo hoo.
I'm a Jew!
(it's not true
Though I did take
German II
Och! Ich! Du!
Turoc Tu!
Hans und Franz
And Pretzel Stew!)
Hey, did you
Hear the new?
I'm a Jew
In World War II.
Gob-de-goo!
Gwdyhw!
You heard Smith's wordsmith's
Loop-de-loo!
If you knew
What I been through
You'd wish you
Were crazy too.
My life's tuff,
Kids and stuff
Steal my me-time
Nuff's enuff!
Hey Ted Hughes,
You bad toos.
You said I had
One screw looz.
You so scary
You so very
Bad like Dad, so
Why I marry?
Vampite bites
In the nights.
Who sucks? Hughes sucks.
I <3 Twilight
Bad, bad husbin'
Gave no lovin'
That Beasty! Least he
Cleaned the oven.
Sent as a joke to PoetryAmerica, this poem won an honorable mention in the 2009 Wergle Flomp humor poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers. Author Benjamin Taylor Lally received a cash prize of $72.95.
About Benjamin Taylor Lally
Benjamin Taylor Lally is pleased to be in the finals of the Wergle Flomp contest for the fourth straight year. He dedicates his dedication to Sophia, the greatest writer in his family, bar none. In the following photo, Mr. Lally is walking the grounds of his autumnal home in Surrey.
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