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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2009 : Todd Lee

Send this page to a friend, we'll donate 15 cents to literacy Finalist - Todd Lee

ODE TO LEAH

When I think of you I fart rainbows
of spring and summer hues
You're a grown woman now!
have you worked past your daddy issues?

When I see us together in a photograph
it reminds me my taint is of more value than you
and I remember the time you got waisted
and peed on my face

Our love was forbidden
like Lincoln's black girlfriends
I thank God every night
that I'm single again


Sent as a joke to Poetry.com, this poem was a finalist in the 2009 Wergle Flomp humor poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers.


                                                                                                                                                                                                                               



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