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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2009 : Debra Shulkes

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THE THICK NOSE

O, nose, thou art thick!
The Suspiciously cheap Doc
With a degree off the Net
Who has quit using smack

Shall slice thru thy head
Of soft nasal parts;
& leave really quickly
When the bleeding starts.


Sent as a joke to The Famous Poets Society, this poem won an honorable mention in the 2009 Wergle Flomp humor poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers. Author Debra Shulkes received a cash prize of $72.95.


About Debra Shulkes
Debra Shulkes is a poet, editor and activist based in the Czech Republic. She spends the bulk of her time sitting in restaurants trying to hold up her right eyebrow.

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