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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2010 : Jessica Kashdan-Brown

Send this page to a friend, we'll donate 15 cents to literacy Finalist - Jessica Kashdan-Brown

MONDAY'S CHILD PARODY

By the chavs of today

Monday's kid is well emo,
Tuesday's kid is well fit, yo,
Wednesday's kid's well pafetik,
Thursday's kid's, like, idiotik,
Friday's kids full o' romantik slush,
Saturday's kid is well flush,
Sunday's kid is poncy n' all abou' luv,
they is well gay, init bruv.


This poem was a finalist in the 2010 Wergle Flomp humor poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers.


About Jessica Kashdan-Brown
Jessica Kashdan-Brown was born in Bath, England in 1997 and has grown up within the same area or thereabouts. She is currently aged 13 and takes much interest in writing and reading. Her career path is undecided and she has no other published work save this poem, but if you look out for her in the not-so-distant future maybe you shall see her name crop up somewhere.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                               



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