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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2010 : Jay Steingold

Send this page to a friend, we'll donate 15 cents to literacy Finalist - Jay Steingold

IRONY HAS NO PLACE IN POETRY (This is my poem. It is important.)

This is the first line.
It gives you a sense of what is to come
or maybe it doesn't.

This is the second stanza.
It references something
you haven't fucking read.
Did you catch how I said "fuck"?
Wasn't that edgy?

This is the third.
It is brief and cryptic.

This is the middle of the poem;
I have blown my poetic load
and it is all downhill from here.

This is the end.
Wasn't that unexpected,
yet earned?


This poem was a finalist in the 2010 Wergle Flomp humor poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers.


About Jay Steingold
Jay was born in the University of Washington Hospital and returned some years later to spawn and learn how to write creatively. His work has appeared in the UW's literary magazine "Quorum" in addition to various now defunct literary magazines and a Canadian anthology. He stores some of his poetry on the internet at www.jayinavacuum.blogspot.com. After graduating in the spring of 2010, Jay plans to road trip around the country with his new wife before settling in Austin, TX.

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