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Contests : Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest : Past Winners : 2011 : Lauren Walker
UNTITLED
Your Image—
Gangsters in the mall,
When you eat those soft pretzels,
You look less gangsta.
Cobwebs—
Cobwebs in my room,
It's so rude of you to form,
Someone's living here.
False Advertising—
False advertising,
When you say there is chicken,
I expect chicken!
Sophisticated—
If I could poo white,
I would be just like a bird,
Sophisticated.
This poem was a finalist in the 2011 Wergle Flomp humor poetry contest sponsored by Winning Writers.
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